" Well then it looks like I will have to drop your class since you clearly do not understand the point of online classes and I cannot afford to fail this class. I also cannot afford to pay for this class twice, but my guess is you don't understand that either. Thanks for nothing."
I think I was fair, but seeing as how she works for the school I am attending I don't want to burn any bridges. Not yet anyway. But as soon as I graduate, she will be on my list of people to write scathing emails to.