That's right kids, only older men have AIDS! But go right on ahead and have sex with as many dumbass high school boys as you can, because none of them ever has an STD and they sure as hell will call you the next day. Boys your age NEVER break hearts. They have sex with you because they love you
There is a difference between choosing to abstain and not being able to get laid.
What's wrong with that? Who doesn't want to shack up with Hitler? I mean, just LOOK at that mustache!
FACT: Men are pigs and will move on to someone who gives it up.
FACT: Men love women who care for them like their mothers did so go ahead and brush up your cooking and cleaning skills.
FACT: That wedding dress is god-awful.
This is pretty much the best condom ad ever.
I'd be more worried that this chick was going to murder you in your sleep rather than pass on an STD.
And who doesn't like a good game of Russian Roulette? The girls may be LOADED with disease, but they sure do look fun!
Ah yes, the great "interchangeable penis" trick. I hate when they pull that one!
It's true. transvestites are ALWAYS disguised as porcelain dolls, and they ALWAYS have VD. Just stating the facts kids, just stating the facts.
She may also be old enough to be your mother. This is why you stay away from cougars with emphysema. I guess only women have STDs then? I wonder where they got them if men aren't to blame...
...but gonorrhea, chlamydia, crabs, syphillis, herpes, warts, and HPV all ok to take home.
Yeah, guys really hate the possibility of going home with 3 girls instead of one.