I'm not talking about the "duh" stuff, like how sometimes I miss being able to go out and get shitty and not worry about having to perform motherly duties with a wicked hangover, or being able to splurge on a Coach bag instead of buying diapers and food and crap. No, I'm talking about simple things that I really never knew would go bye-bye. I dream of a child-free (dare I include husband-free)
And to all those moms before me, when you were giving me all your "seasoned mom" completely useless advice when I was pregnant with Bug, why couldn't you have included something like, "be sure to have bathroom with a door that locks properly" in your repertoire? Or perhaps a tidbit about how little boys are amazed that you sit down to pee. Something that could have actually prepared for motherhood. Really, thanks for nothing! And boys, knock first! Unless you want an anatomy lessen that you are way too young for.