One of 2 scenarios is inevitable. I always go hungry. Even if I'm not hungry when I get to the store, I sure as hell will be hungry as soon as I walk past the deli. And we all know that you are not supposed to go to the store hungry. This is how I wind up with stoner food, every.damn.time.
The other possibility is that everyone and their goddamn mother is at the stupid grocery store because there is some big thing going on, like say, the Wednesday night before Thanksgiving. I wound up at the store that night because I
Oh, and those potato chips? Disgusting. That's what I get for buying Lays.