Is it just me or does anyone else ever think that the people who let them leave the hospital with a newborn should lose their job? I mean, seriously. I love my boys and most of the time I am a great mom, but there are some days when I am so spacey and useless that I have to wonder who let me leave the hospital. with a newborn.
Is it just me or is anyone else dumb enough to go to Minnesota in the middle of winter? Apparently Colorado isn't cold enough for me, I need more frigid temperatures and a windchill of -30 degrees. At least my in-laws have a sauna!
Is it just me or could anyone else just eat these 2? I mean seriously.
Is it just me or is anyone else absolutely terrible at grocery shopping? I had to go to the store today for work to get sodas and tissue and something else that I still can't remember, and it took me FORever! I never do the shopping for my own house because I break all of the cardinal rules: I go hungry and want to buy snacks, I go without a list and end up buying snacks, and I lose my patience and end up buying the most expensive brand because I can't be bothered with bargain hunting. Like I said, I am not allowed to do the home grocery shopping, with good reason. So I did it for work today, and ended up with 5 cases of soda, a box of tissue, and soup. For me. Which made me sick so I threw it out.
Is it just me or is anyone else both ready for Christmas to be over but at the same time completely unprepared for Christmas to be here yet? I have most, but not all of the presents from Santa. I have most, but not all of the presents from Mom and Dad. I have most, but not all of menu planned for dinner, but I still have none of the food and I don't know who is coming or when they will be at my house. I hope to God somebody brings wine.
Don't forget these: