Thursday, June 2, 2011

Your Participation is Requested

I asked this question on Facebook today and then I thought to myself, "I should really extend this to the blog world". So here it goes. Use the comment section or email me at with your answer to the following question:
What happened during your pregnancy that made you say "what the eff?? Is this supposed to happen? WHEN did this happen?? This is NOT what I signed up for!"?
I am LOVING the answers I am already getting! 


Anonymous said...

I'd like to know what happened and how to see your resonses. Can you let me know?

Jessica said...

I know this is an old post but I assume in the magical world of the internets, you will still be notified of this.

Fact: I had it all. weird pregnancy rash that made me have to wear gloves at night so that I wouldn't scratch myself until I bled? check.
Gestational diabetes? Check.
"Morning" sickness into the third trimester? check.
bowling ball between the legs? check.
(I also got bitten by a brown recluse spider in the middle of all this fun, and my husband lost his job. Good times. )

The worst? IMPACTED BOWEL. Zofran makes you constipated but they tend to prefer you take it if you are vomiting so much you are losing weight well into your pregnancy.
I ended up on all fours thinking we would have to call the ambulance because under no circumstances could I sit in a car. It was impacted. IMPACTED. You know what they do? They SCRAPE it out of your bowel. I don't want to talk specifics, but I managed to avoid a trip to the ER. I do still have some, um, leftover effects from that incident. I think you know what I mean. I believe they are described as "grape like" in some of those dumb ass books.

Jarred said...

This won't succeed in reality, that is exactly what I think.
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