Things That Bug Me: Episode One

I realized today that I am easily bugged by a lot of things. Ok, that's a lie. I've known this for most of my life, but now I have a forum to complain about the things that bug me so I'm going to share them with all of you. So here is what's bugging me today: married couples who share a Facebook page. Seriously? You can't be yourself or be without your spouse even on Facebook? I'm guessing this is a way for married women to get their husbands on FB, because I have a hard time picturing some guy saying how great it would be to comment on his buddy's bachelor party pics as "Carrie n Craig Wilson". Why don't you just create your own page? It takes 2 minutes. I'm sure you can stop holding hands and saying I love you long enough to sign up for a separate account. The only thing more annoying than those couples are the ones who do joint bachelor/bachelorette parties. Those people super suck. I'm not friends with any of those people because I feel like they would be offended when I kicked them in the knee for being too shmoopy. Shmoopiness is for babies and puppies, not grown men and women.

That's all for now. Daylight savings is kicking my ass and I need to go to bed.